Sunday, August 22, 2010

How will anybody in my church know I'm straight if I'm single male & don't rant about gays being sinners?

Wear ugly hats and ties; that'll be a dead giveaway.How will anybody in my church know I'm straight if I'm single male %26amp; don't rant about gays being sinners?
gossip is a thriving tradition in church, so just tell one person.





They oughta be minding their own business rather than focusing on yours.





Be yourself and let the ball be in their court. If they want to make fools of themselves, well it's not your problem.How will anybody in my church know I'm straight if I'm single male %26amp; don't rant about gays being sinners?
Maybe if you sexually harass every woman in sight.
I dunno wear a sign saying ur straight.
What does it matter? And whenever they start ranting about sinners, remind them that they too are evil sinners. There is a story about some early Chrisitan Desert Fathers:





A brother in Scetis committed a fault. A council was called to which abba Moses was invited, but he refused to go to it. Then the priest sent someone to him, saying, ';Come, for everyone is waiting for you';. So he got up and went. He took a leaking jug and filled it with water and carried it with him. The others came out to meet him and said, '; what is this, father?'; The old man said to them, ';My sins run out behind me, and I do not see them, and today I am coming to judge the errors of another.'; When they heard that, they said no more to the brother but forgave him.





and also:





A brother sinned and the priest ordered him to go out of the church; abba Bessarion got up and went out with him, saying, ';I, too, am a sinner.';
every once in a while bring a girl with u to church
do you really care what they think?? you should be more focused on living for God and what he KNOWS about you... :)
nope they will have no clue dude
it shouldn't be an issue what sexual preference you are to anyone. People obviously haven't got better things to do if they are trying to figure that out about you !! :)

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